{"id":433,"date":"2008-06-03T05:09:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T10:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinbryant.com\/2008\/06\/03\/jeff-foxworthy-on-sc\/"},"modified":"2008-06-03T05:09:36","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T10:09:36","slug":"jeff-foxworthy-on-sc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/jeff-foxworthy-on-sc\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeff Foxworthy on SC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" width=\"257\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i267.photobucket.com\/albums\/ii281\/glehde\/countryboy-1.gif?resize=257%2C264\" height=\"264\" \/><br \/>\nIf someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don&#8217;t work there, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you are &#8216;fixin&#8217; to go anywhere or do anything, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ve worn shorts on Christmas day, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ve had a telephone conversation with a wrong number, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf &#8216;vacation&#8217; means going to Myrtle Beach for a week, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you install security alarms on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf the speed limit on the highway is 55, you&#8217;re going 70 and everybody is passing you, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you find 60 degrees &#8216;a little chilly&#8217;, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you\u00a0 take time off work to watch college football,\u00a0 you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you know the names of any NASCAR drivers besides Dale Jr. or Jeff Gordon, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you think iced tea only comes pre-sweetened, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you know two or more people named &#8216;Bubba&#8217;, you may liv e in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you think that all Yankee college students should move back home upon graduation, you may live in South Carolina.<br \/>\nIf you actually understand these jokes, and share them with your friends, you definitely live in South Carolina.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don&#8217;t work there, you may live in South Carolina. If you are &#8216;fixin&#8217; to go anywhere or do anything, you may live in South Carolina. If you&#8217;ve worn shorts on Christmas day, you may live in South Carolina. If you&#8217;ve had a telephone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-433","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2gEQ0-6Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kevinbryant.com\/kbarchive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}