You may have seen these before, but I think there pretty funny.<\/p>\n
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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\nThe sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
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\nLadies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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\nRemember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
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\nDon’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
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\nMiss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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\nFor those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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\nNext Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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\nIrving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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\nA bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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\nAt the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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\nEight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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\nScouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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\nPlease place your donation i n the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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\nThe church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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\nPotluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.
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\nThe ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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\nThis evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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\nLadies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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\nThe pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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\nLow Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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\nThe eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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\nWeight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.. Please use large double door at the side entrance..
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\nThe Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours..’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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