Jan 17 2013
football tax
In a move that has stunned the sports world, President Obama issued a late night decree and mandated a “Touchdown Tax” against the University of Alabama football team and redistributed 2 touchdowns to Notre Dame.
The 14 point tax, which Obama declared “equal and fair”, retroactively made the score a 28-28 tie – effectively allowing Notre Dame to maintain their #1 ranking and therefore assume the BCS National Championship title.
Obama phoned Alabama head coach Nick Saban and stated, “Those touchdowns, you didn’t score those.” Then, in an impromptu press conference, Obama further stated “We cannot allow hard work, talent and dedication to be rewarded. This goes against the American principals of equality that this administration is striving so hard to achieve.” He further stated that Alabama ’s excessive scoring was an example of “greed and excessiveness” before vehemently denying that this move was due to his disdain for the SEC, given Notre Dame’s proximity to his home town of Chicago .
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi applauded the move (as did Harry Reid and the entire ESPN broadcast team), and stated that she looked forward to coming up with more ways to tax the collegiate football system.
Jan 18, 2013 @ 14:18:31
To Marlene – Our country is afflcted by a large number of low information voters who can’t see beyond their own needs. I think this illustration will teach them the truth in a language they can understand. Well done Mr. Bryant.
Jan 18, 2013 @ 14:12:31
Mr. Bryant do you not have anything better to do than this?
Be Wary of Imperial Entanglements this Sunday… — Peach Pundit
Jan 18, 2013 @ 11:18:42
[...] by the Falcons against the 49ers, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) may urge President Obama to levy the “Touchdown Tax” in the same fashion as exercised against Alabama’s victory over Notre Dame a few weeks [...]
Jan 18, 2013 @ 10:28:02
Susan, 0 has no mind. He’s merely a puppet of even greater evil. But the article is a joke.
Jan 18, 2013 @ 09:44:03
Me again – Okaay – I re read it and you guys are great – we could use SOME humor, but even more, we could use the repeal of ALL THE executive orders that our President signed last year and this. PLEASE WORK SO THIS HAPPENS!!!
Jan 18, 2013 @ 09:25:37
Is thisa someone’s humor? Is this a joke? I can’t believe this is real. If it is real, our president has lost his mind and should be in a hospital.