Jeff Foxworthy on SC


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in South Carolina.
If you are ‘fixin’ to go anywhere or do anything, you may live in South Carolina.
If you’ve worn shorts on Christmas day, you may live in South Carolina.
If you’ve had a telephone conversation with a wrong number, you may live in South Carolina.
If ‘vacation’ means going to Myrtle Beach for a week, you may live in South Carolina.
If you install security alarms on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in South Carolina.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in South Carolina.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55, you’re going 70 and everybody is passing you, you may live in South Carolina.
If you find 60 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in South Carolina.
If you  take time off work to watch college football,  you may live in South Carolina.
If you know the names of any NASCAR drivers besides Dale Jr. or Jeff Gordon, you may live in South Carolina.
If you think iced tea only comes pre-sweetened, you may live in South Carolina.
If you know two or more people named ‘Bubba’, you may liv e in South Carolina.
If you think that all Yankee college students should move back home upon graduation, you may live in South Carolina.
If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with your friends, you definitely live in South Carolina.